jovok ma fel a metrobol, ahol ellenorok epp ket kulfoldit buntetnek meg, ahogy elmentem mellettuk, csak annyit hallok, hogy “this is why this country’s shit!”
All Kallers Are Bastards
[MUFFLED THIS IS WHY THIS COUNTRY’S SHIT PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE]
na neked a jó kurva anyád
While working on a browser game with cute, Disney-like anthropomorphic animals…
Client: Oh Jesus f***, we can’t have furries in our game. This is supposed to be a kid’s game!
Me: Uh… well, I based these off existing character designs. What makes them more…. “furry”… than the other ones?
Client: Ugh, they just feel wrong. Make them over and make them less like people.
I do, and a few days later, I give him more animal-like characters.
Client: Now they’re just animals wearing clothing. You can’t just put a hat on a rabbit and give it a sword, no one’s going to believe it’s a warrior. It’s just a rabbit with a hat.
Me: Okay. So… You want them to look more like people then?
Client: Of course! They’re supposed to be animal people! Not animals in clothes!
I remake the characters again, and they end up looking more like the original artwork.
Client: Ick, they look way too much like furries now. Gross. Remember, this is a kid’s game. They should look more like… I don’t know. Looney Tunes.
Me: Looney Tunes don’t match with any of the art that’s already been made, though.
Client: Eh, just change everything then. Looney Tunes.
So I remake a bunch of art to look similar to Looney Tunes…
Client: No, no, no. You can’t just have characters look like Looney Tunes, we’re going get sued for copyright infringement! What are you doing?
Me: You… You said to make them look like Looney Tunes…
Client: I would never say that. This is all wrong. Redo them. They need to look more like animals someone dressed in clothes.
I quit shortly after.